just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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