I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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