This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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