I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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