You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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