Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
It's just like the Real World with babies
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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