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Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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