If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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