I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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