Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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