I got chris browned last night
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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