1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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