I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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