Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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