You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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