what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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