CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
you will always have a special place in my vag
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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