if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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