I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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