I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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