So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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