Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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