Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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