the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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