pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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