I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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