i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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