Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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