Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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