Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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