Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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