Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
we're making bets on your personal life
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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