Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Randomize
