I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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