Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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