Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize
