Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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