Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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