new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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