he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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