Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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