Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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