remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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