I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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