I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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