YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
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