i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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