You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Randomize
