It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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