You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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