Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
