Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
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