Dual....:-)
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Are my feet made of real feet?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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